The Incredibles

The Incredibles
(2004) [Trailer]
Directors: Brad Bird (IMDB)

If you could be a superhero what power would you choose to have? I would want to be invisible so I could sneak into girls locker rooms and... I'm kidding, I would want to be able to absorb other superheros powers. Knowing my luck though, there would be no other superheros, and I'd just have some shitty useless power.

Mr. Incredible is a retired superhero who's working a 9 to 5 and raising a family in suburbia. The Fam are also all endowed with superpowers and trying their best to fit into society. Mr. Incredible still has an itch to get out there and fight crime. One day he's approached with an offer to get back into the limelight, but the offer isn't what it seems. He's summoned to a remote island where he finds a new nemesis named Syndrome, a mad genius who's created giant robots to take over the world and kill other superheros. Syndrome takes Mr. Incredible hostage and the rest of the family comes to his rescue.

I hadn't seen this movie in awhile and was happy to have picked it up on blu-ray, as blu-ray makes everything better. Just like with every Disney blu-ray I've seen so far, the transfer for this is incredible (pun intended) and the animation is as crisp as you can get. This is a fun movie and action packed, and it's cool to see Disney's take on the superhero genre. The scenes at the island are awesome, especially the chase through the jungle. The music is rad and has a quasi James Bond feel to it. I would recommend if you're in the mood for an animated film, go for this. You're welcome.

Primer

Primer

(2004) [Trailer]
Director: Shane Carruth (IMDB)

I wish I was smart enough to build a time machine. I'm a pretty smart guy I would say, but the guys in Primer make me feel like an idiot and guess what... they build a time machine.

These two guys, Aaron and Abe, are working with these other two guys on some project in their garage. I would try to explain what that project is, but to be honest, I have no idea. I do know it requires a lot of circuit boards, gadgets, and technical terms that are confusing. Well Aaron and Abe stumble onto something pretty significant, basically they figure out how to time travel. They proceed to make a human sized time machine and start creating doubles of themselves. As one would imagine, things get a little hairy.

This movie is confusing as shit. I mean, really fucking confusing. If you've seen this before, and were to tell me you totally understood everything in it, I would say you're a damn liar... or a genius. I feel like I should re-watch it again, and maybe it'd help solidify things for me. I did love the direction on this movie. The angles that a lot of scenes were filmed with were cool, and the score is very pleasing. I liked the acting a lot too, the two main guys are very believable. The source material, albeit confusing, seemed extremely legit. As hard as it is to follow, I would recommend it, as I like challenging films. You can get it through Netflix.

Day of the Dead

Day of the Dead
(1985) [Trailer]
Director: George A. Romero (IMDB)

This is a classic zombie flick, brought to you by the Godfather of zombie flicks, George A Romero. I recently watched Dawn of the Dead, which is my favorite zombie flick ever, and I figured I'd pick up Day of the Dead and continue on with the good Romero times.

Zombies are ruling shit across the land and a small group of scientists/soldiers are hunkered down below ground in a bunker. The scientists are slowly trying to figure out how to cure the zombies of their illness, but the soldiers are dicks and keep getting in the way of progress. Tempers start to boil and the camp falls apart, but not before becoming a value meal for the walking dead.

I liked this movie a lot and had a fun time with it. It's filled with lots of great practical effects and loads of zombies. The story line is interesting and a fresh take on the genre. Romero's choice of cinematography and score were spot on. My only real complaint is some of the acting was spotty at times but other then that I would say this is a solid film.

Modern Times

Modern Times
(1936)
Director: Charles Chaplin (IMDB)

I've never seen a Charlie Chaplin film, and to be honest, before watching The Artist a few weeks ago, I had only seen two other silent films before (Metropolis and Nosferatu.) This is considered by many to be the best movie Chaplin made, and It was also his last silent film. It was essentially a middle finger to the changing times and the fact that he could have made this a "talkie" but decided not to was the first form of punk. Not really, but I would like to believe it was, so fuck you Sex Pistols.

Chaplin is a down and out factory worker trying to make it in the rapidly changing industrialized world of the 1930's. The depression is in full swing and many people still don't have work. He quickly loses his job and finds himself in and out of trouble while trying to keep his shit together. He falls for a young orphan, who he saves from the police, after she's caught stealing bread (kinda like that Temple of the Dog song.) They work odd jobs for a bit, buy a shitty run down shack, and end up walking off together into the sunset.

This movie is very interesting and I enjoyed it a lot, especially the physical comedy of Chaplin. You take for granted how easy it is to make someone laugh by telling a joke, but to do so with no words is an art and one that Chaplin mastered. There's a lot of interesting set pieces, some that stood out were: Chaplin lost inside the machine, Chaplin roller skating blind near the edge of a ledge, and the inside of their shack. The score was really cool and the use of sound effects were well timed. I would recommend if you haven't seen a silent film, start here. If you have, see this anyways.

The Thing vs The Thing

I love John Carpenter, he's up there as one of my all time favorite directors, and definitely my favorite Horror director. I also love The Thing, and when I found out they were remaking it... I was PISSED!!!! Not really, they remake all his shit, so I wasn't surprised. I finally got to watch the remake/prequel last night for the first time and in doing so, went right into watching the original again for a verses battle!

The Thing

(2011) [Trailer]
Director: Matthijs van Heijningen Jr. (IMDB)

I figured I'd start with the remake, since technically I watched it first, and It's actually a prequel to the original 1982 film. I'm actually really glad I watched them back to back and I would recommend you do the same.

This film takes place days before the original and centers around the Norwegian team that originally dug up the alien. They discover an alien ship and a frozen critter which prompts them to call upon the help of a couple of American scientists. They soon realize the alien isn't friendly and the death toll starts to rise.

I was really pleased with this movie. I thought I was going to tear it apart, but honestly, it's very solid. Especially a lot of the set pieces and call backs to the original. They did a great job recreating everything based off the little amount of time they spent at the Norwegian base in the first film. The effects were good, but there was some CGI that wasn't amazing. I would say the Achilles heel of this movie would be the characters. I found the original crew to be really interesting and varied, this new crew wasn't. I mean you have Kurt Russell with the sweetest beard in film history vs Mary Elisabeth Winstead... you're always gonna go with the Russell. Overall it's pretty successful and flows right into the original with ease, which I was really happy about.

The Thing

(1982) [Trailer]
Director: John Carpenter (IMDB)

So if you haven't seen this film, I feel bad for you, go get on it and stop reading this. The Thing is a loose remake on Howard Hawks' film The Thing from Another World, which is a really cool B movie from the 50's. Carpenter basically took Howard's original idea and remade a masterpiece in modern horror.

An alien ship crash lands in Antarctica, the alien freezes, then is thawed out by some Norwegians... which it kills. A sole husky escapes carrying the alien life form to a new snow base filled with Kurt Russel, Wilford Brimley, and a bunch of other awesomely grizzled dudes. The alien has the uncanny ability to eat you, then turn into you. The crew realize they're in deep shit and start to fight for their lives.

Every time I watch this movie I love it more and more. The direction is superb and flawless in my opinion. I love the way Carpenter builds the suspense of this story, it's like a pressure cooker building up a fine roast. His use of blue and red lights against the all white canvas of the Antarctic is really unique and the score (which Carpenter wrote) is chilling and suits the overall tone perfectly. Kurt Russell is badass, and all the other players are great. The practical effects are alittle dated, but look awesome, I miss stuff like that in horror. I'd recommend you pick up the blu-ray and check this out, it's probably one of the best transfers I've seen.

The Happening

The Happening
(2008) [Trailer]
Director: M. Night Shyamalan (IMDB)

I decided to throw this on last night when I saw it was available for free in movies on demand. I think M Night is okay and have enjoyed most of the films I've seen from him... until tonight.

The Happening is an outbreak flick starring Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel. People basically start losing their minds and killing themselves in Central Park one day. Immediately it's believed to be terrorist related and that there is some sort of airborne particle causing the madness... until it starts to spread. No one is sure what to do so they run for the country but it follows them.

God this movie is a piece of shit. It's so sloppy and unbelievable, especially the way everyone reacts to what's 'happening' (see how I threw that in there.) The acting is really awful across the board. I normally like Wahlberg, but he is brutal in this and I felt like everyone else was so dry and emotionless. The worst though, is the story. I could have crapped out this script in a few weeks. There's no real answer to what is going, just that it's nature and can't be explained. It could possibly be because man is evil, or the bees disappearing, or the trees are mad at us. Who knows, who cares. LAME.

Touching the Void

Touching the Void

(2003) [Trailer]
Director: Kevin Macdonald (IMDB)

After reading the novel 'Into Thin Air' a few years ago I decided I'd never attempt to climb a mountain, it just doesn't seem like a very sound idea. After watching Touching the Void my decision has only been reinforced.

Touching the Void is the harrowing tale of Simon Yates and Jim Simpson's mountain climbing expedition gone a rye. Joe breaks his leg while descending down from a summit in the Andes. Simon tries to help him down and basically everything goes to shit. Joe ends up sliding off a cliff and hanging by a rope that is tied to Simon. Simon soon realizes he will fall off the cliff if he doesn't cut the line. So... he cuts the line, sending Joe down into a crevasse. From there he has to make it out alive... on his own... in the snow and ice... with a bum leg... Good times.

The style of this documentary reminds me of The Thin Blue Line, it's mostly reenactments and the interviewees face the camera straight on. It's beautifully filmed and extremely entertaining. The story is INSANE... people... please stop trying to climb these gigantic ass mountain ranges, nature doesn't give a crap about you and you will die.