Showing posts with label Steve Williams. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Steve Williams. Show all posts

Thursday, November 14, 2013

Dancer in the Dark

Dancer in the Dark
(2000) [Trailer]
Director: Lars Von Trier [IMDB]

I have been a fan of Björk's music since the early days of the Sugarcubes.  She is very different from your typical singer.  If you present me with two singers, one having a pitch perfect classically trained voice and the other an atypical voice, I generally tend to prefer the latter.  Even though Björk falls into that category she has a very powerful voice and an eccentric style I dig.  While I am not a fan of musicals I felt this might be worth watching because it comes very highly rated and has Björk as the driving force behind the musical component.  

Synopsis:  Björk plays Selma Jezkova, an eastern European immigrant living the United States in 1964.  Selma has a genetic defect that is causing her to go blind.  She has come to the United States because her son has the same condition and she is saving her earnings to afford a surgery to correct the defect in her son.  

Lars Von Trier has a significant following based on his filmography and most of those individuals have raved about this film.  My experience with Dancer In the Dark (Dancer) was vastly different.  Dancer was incredibly boring and highly quirky which is not surprising given Björk's creative input.  The tone of the movie is very somber and foreboding.  Yet as soon as the Trier establishes the mood for a specific scene we cut to an all out upbeat quirky musical number which ran counter to theme of the film.  I also found that many of the scenes lacked believability especially those related to how she gets into legal trouble.  Ultimately Selma is placed on trial but the circumstances that created her predicament were less that authentic.

As a musical, Dancer might have worked if the numbers were more inline with the direction of the film.  On the positive side, the acting was genuine and the actors were believable in their roles.  I also found the setting accurately reflected my impression of the time.

While I enjoy Björk's music, I wasn't crazy about Dancer.  If you enjoy musicals then this movie may appeal to you, otherwise I suggest taking a pass on Dancer.



Sunday, July 21, 2013

Jack the Giant Slayer




Jack the Giant Slayer
(2013) [Trailer]
Director:  Byran Singer [IMDB]

"Nibble, nibble, gnaw who is nibbling at my little house?" Hansel and Gretel answered "It's not us, its Jack!"  The witch confused as to what fairy tale it was said "Jack be nimble Jack be quick? Hurry up to the clouds upon those windy green sticks!" The witch, still in a state of confusion from the children's hungry collusion, to see a little clearer, decided it was time to consult her mirror. Mirror Mirror on the wall . . . could this be the worst fairy tale <dramatic pause> of them all!

Synopsis:  Long ago magic beans created a windy green stalk that allowed evil giants to come pillage our lands.  A great and noble king created a mind control crown to conquer the giants and send them back up the stalk which he subsequently chopped down.  He had the the crown and remaining beans buried with him for all eternity until an evil would-be king dug them up to gather the giant army to lay siege upon the lands once more.  Somewhere along the way an 18 year old Jack, gets tossed into the mix and has to slay the giants to save the beloved princess and all the land.

Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum Hollywood's desire to modernize childhood fairy tales is . . . quite dumb!  A glutton for punishment after watching two, I should have called it and been through.  With those two,  Hansel &Gretel Witch Hunters (awful) and Snow White and the Huntsman (decent) that I did review, I should stopped ahead and bid adieu.  Unfortunately, the WFR trifecta was needed so with this review my warning should be heeded!

Jack is a limited tale with plenty of CGI which left me to wonder why-oh-why.  I should have stopped at number two but the trifecta forced this onto my queue.  As I followed along with their magical trek I realized they were only in it for the paycheck!

Take my advice and save yourself time because you will likely be more entertained by these musings and rhyme.